I saw this on someone else's blog and thought it was pretty funny. Just Google your name and the word "needs" and see what the top 10 results are.
Here are mine...
1. Aimee needs our help - please reach out to her!
2. Aimee needs another adventure.
3. Aimee needs to go potty.
4. Aimee needs to spend the next few months training in the ring.
5. Aimee needs a caring family to cherish and pamper her for the rest of her life.
6. Aimee needs a mommy!!!!!
7. Aimee needs advice on her relationship with her boyfriend.
8. Aimee needs to know that she is, demonstratively, more important to her mother than the use of drugs.
9. Aimee needs a foster home.
10. Aimee needs to sell records and make a profit.
Apparently I am a poor orphan who just needs some loving...please help!