My patience as a mother has been stretched a little bit thin these past couple of days.
Yesterday Avery poured an entire bottle of breast milk over a plant I have setting on the coffee table. I guess she was trying to water it???
Today during lunch she tried to stuff deli ham up her nose.
This morning I caught her trying to "wash" my contacts and broke both of them. And they are not the cheap, disposable kind! $70 for each lens...down. the. tubes. And the kicker is, she stuck one of them down the drain 2 weeks ago and I just got it replaced!!!
And I've been looking for her glasses and can't seem to find them. She probably dug a hole in the back yard and buried them.
Ooooh, my patience muscles have been having a workout today! Just had to vent!!